005. Rub a Dub Dub Apparently -- Video

[voluntaryapnea]

[The device clicks on and reveals a dripping wet and more than slightly annoyed Stiles Stilinski standing in the middle of his bathroom, fully clothed. There are suds all over his shirt, and in his hair.]

So, there's a very clear reason for that saying be careful what you wish for, apparently. Except I haven't made any wishes and somehow I ended up fully clothed and in a bubble bath with a rubber duck.

[He holds the rubber duck up as evidence and shakes his head a little. It's annoying, but he knows it could've been a lot worse. Still. He'd been in the middle of working on his database. It's the second time in twenty-four hours that he's had something really weird happened. The first being when Needy had teleported into his room and scared the crap out of him.]

So okay not a huge deal but please don't do it again. [Whoever did it. Because no.]

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[semifreakingnormal]

[Scott is still in his bathtub, fully clothed. He's holding up an identical rubber duck.]

Dude, I'm glad it's not just me.

[But he's not entirely annoyed, bubble baths are fun. u_u]

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[voluntaryapnea]

[He blinks a couple of times, arching his eyebrows. Now he's just confused.]

Why would someone wish people into bubble baths? [He shakes his head a little. He's not surprised Scott isn't really very annoyed by it. Scott doesn't get annoyed by much, really.]

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[semifreakingnormal]

I dunno. I mean, they probably didn't. Isn't that what's going on?

[He squeezes the rubber duck idly, glancing at it when it squeaks. Okay, is this being silly? This might be silly. He tosses it aside and pulls himself up with minimal slipping and maximum dripping.]

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[voluntaryapnea]

Maybe they didn't specifically wish for people to end up in bubble baths with rubber ducks, but someone made some kind of wish that resulted in this.

[He motions to the dripping wet shirt but he can't help but smirk when Scott's duck squeaks. Really, dude?]

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[semifreakingnormal]

[He is a child at heart, don't judge him. The smirk earns a shrug, and Scott grins.]

Okay, so what kind of wish drops you in a bubble bath? Or--

[Or who's making wishes about both of them, and now is when he starts checking out the other replies to Stiles' post.]

Oh.

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[lydiascreams]

[Lydia just stares at Stiles. She's seen Scott too, and she has some idea about how it happened.]

That... might have been me. [All she can do is whisper, so she really hopes he heard her. Her throat was getting tired from whispering already.]

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[voluntaryapnea]

[Okay he didn't see that coming. Also he frowns at her whispering.]

What makes you think it was you? And why are you whispering?

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[lydiascreams]

I was trying to wish for you and Scott to feel better?

[She winces, even though she's kind of staring because-- his wet shirt is really clingy and are those muscles under there? She knew his werewolf counterpart definitely had them but...

Focus.]

I might have made more than one wish. Accidentally.

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[voluntaryapnea]

[He pauses at that, blinking a couple of times.]

Oh. [That's -- that's actually pretty nice. And at least he knows how it happened now. And that it probably won't happen again. He relaxes a little but arches an eyebrow at that admission.]

What else did you wish for?

[adelphoktonos]

[Now that's she's stopped randomly teleporting back to her room and just has a ton of food materialising in her pockets, Helena's happier. Her sense of humour's coming back.] But the duck is sweet.

[voluntaryapnea]

[Despite his grumpy mood, a smile tugs at his lips involuntarily at Helena.]

You want it? [It's a sincere offer, Helena. You can have the rubber duck if you'd like it.]

[adelphoktonos]

You don't?

[voluntaryapnea]

Nah. I don't need it. You're welcome to it if you want.

[deshabille]

I'm wondering if the visual was entirely necessary.

[voluntaryapnea]

Yes. [He answers immediately.] Yes it was definitely necessary.

[deshabille]

I wonder if, upon taking a poll, you'd find that the public agrees with you.

[voluntaryapnea]

Trust me when I say I've never cared that much about what other people think. [He shrugs. He's never been popular by any means, and he's always done his own thing. Not much about public opinion fazes him. If it did, he'd probably have begged his dad to home school him years ago.]

[imfollowinghim]

[... Sorry Stiles, Bucky is cracking up a tiny bit.]

Maybe someone's trying to send you a message.

[voluntaryapnea]

[...traitor. Except Stiles' mouth tugs upwards just a bit at Bucky's laughter. Yeah yeah. Laugh it up.]

I assure everyone that I bathe regularly.

[imfollowinghim]

[Oh, he will. If it makes you feel better, it probably means he thinks of you as a friend!!]

You sure? Obviously someone doesn't think so.

[voluntaryapnea]

[That does make him feel better.]

Well I don't generally take bubble baths, but I definitely shower daily.

[notsoneedy]

People can wish shit for themselves and have it affect you too.

Found that out the hard way.

[voluntaryapnea]

Point. That's how you ended up in my room anyway, right?

[notsoneedy]

No, but it is how I ended up in somebody else's.

This ship flings me around anymore places, I'm gonna get vertigo.

[voluntaryapnea]

Of course there would have to be drawbacks to teleporting. There goes my childhood fantasy.