voluntaryapnea: (very annoyed)
Stiles Stilinski ([personal profile] voluntaryapnea) wrote2014-09-05 08:47 pm

14. A warning to the people/The good and the evil/This is war.

[Video -- Filtered Against Jerry]

For those of you who don't know, there's a vampire on the Barge named Jerry. He hasn't been here long and he's not a very nice guy. Mountain ash can trap him someplace, or keep him out of a place. It acts like a supernatural barrier. I've asked the Admiral for more. I have some already, but not enough for everyone.

[His jaw tightens a little. His face is just a slight shade paler than usual, but if you haven't really paid attention to that sort of thing -- you're not likely to notice.]

Someone with a shitload of super powers should probably go let him out of the laundry room. But be careful. He's probably really pissed off about now.

[He looks like he wants to say something else, but he doesn't. He just disconnects the feed.]

[Private to Werewolf Friends]

Obviously you guys can't handle mountain ash. So you're going to need to be extra careful with this douchewad. We don't know what kind of damage a vampire could do to one of you.
americasdirtiest: (so dramatic)

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[personal profile] americasdirtiest 2014-09-06 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay, sorry I'm not totally up to speed on my fucking vampire prevention, asshole. Trust me, I'll get there.
americasdirtiest: (you happy now?)

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[personal profile] americasdirtiest 2014-09-07 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, though -- if this is routine shit for all of you, I wouldn't be surprised if one of y'all secretly made a deal to burn fucking Beacon Hills to the ground.
americasdirtiest: (what kinds of things?)

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[personal profile] americasdirtiest 2014-09-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'll fucking bet.

So, wooden bullets? Yes or no?
americasdirtiest: (instead of kelly it's mickey)

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[personal profile] americasdirtiest 2014-09-07 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't be too hard to rig up a tester. They're a pain in the ass, but they're cheaper 'n' blanks for practice.
americasdirtiest: (are you together)

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[personal profile] americasdirtiest 2014-09-07 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah-huh. Try not to get bit by any more vampires in the meantime.