Ugh, you sound like Columbus. [ which- almost sounds like an insult, but it's more like a "yikes I can't believe I'm comparing someone to him" because she doesn't care enough about Ohio to be making comparisons. right. ]

I'm sure you have a lot of really great qualities. Totally useful and- you're just- bitable, I guess. Apparently. Anyway, shut up. You're fine. [ wow wichita that's. nice. ] You wouldn't be a Warden if you weren't, right?