[Whether Dean thinks he's gotten away with it or not, he just snorts.]

Constant chaos, huh? Didn't do yourself any favors coming here, by most counts. Unless it's peaceful for you here, too?

[Because Dean isn't much bothered by the pace so far; he gets a good night's sleep, a hot shower, three meals, and only the occasional off the wall threat. It's almost like a vacation, really.]

You're already on the right track for the rest of it.